What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:29
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Then came..
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
No way
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks